Comedy Cache 015: Developing Stand-Up Jokes with Antonio

Welcome to another episode of The Days Grimm where Brian Michael Day and Thomas Grimm sit down for a "Comedy Cache" session with local comedian Antonio and producer Corey. In this workshop-style episode, the group dives into the raw process of joke writing, taking unpolished premises and riffing on them to find the "funny".

The episode kicks off with a heavy dose of reality shoveling nearly a foot of snow in the city. From there, the guys jump into joke development, covering everything from "Home Alone" style booby traps in Boonville to the absurdity of BMW’s heated seat subscriptions. The highlights of the session come when Antonio shares his unique perspective on life's mysteries, including a hilarious breakdown of the "prejudice" found in the childhood classic The Land Before Time.

Whether you are a stand-up comedian looking for insight into the riffing process or just a fan of raw, unfiltered comedy conversation, this episode offers a behind-the-scenes look at how a simple thought becomes a stage-ready bit. We explore the "Kicker" theory for suicidal jumpers, the biological mystery of maggots and mushrooms, and the unexpected intensity of "Albino Penis Envy".

 If you enjoyed the riffing process, make sure to subscribe for more Comedy Cachet episodes. Leave a comment below with your favorite premise from the show, and share this with anyone who loves the craft of stand-up comedy.

TIMELINE: 

00:00 - Introduction and snow talk 

02:19 - Thomas’s premise: The Boonville booby trap house 

05:01 - Subscription services and jailbreaking car seats 

07:19 - DoorDash vs. GPS: The cat shit story 

09:39 - Brian’s premise: Gay dogs 

10:35 - The Jumper: Fire department rescue techniques 

15:29 - Antonio’s premise: The Land Before Time prejudice 

18:10 - The mystery of mushrooms and fruit flies 

23:18 - Mushroom experiences and "Penis Envy" 

29:00 - Chicken Brickin

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:04

Dressin' up and go to Nassau. Two hundred miles on a dash. Gotta roll a pound up in gas. Switching lanes in a grand rap. We the ones that kept it cool with all these niggas till they niggas start acting. Shoot a nigga like a film in a movie, nigga. Go let 'em have it. Only like the Marsh Madness. All these cops shootin' niggas tragic. I don't want this looking lavish. Hello.

SPEAKER_06 0:31

Hello, hello, hello, everyone, and welcome to another thrilling episode of the Days Grim. My name is Brian Michael Day.

SPEAKER_02 0:37

My name is Thomas Grimm.

SPEAKER_06 0:38

Thomas, who's joining us?

SPEAKER_02 0:40

Joining us for a comedy cachet, Antonio and producing Corey.

SPEAKER_01 0:46

What's going on?

SPEAKER_02 0:47

Dude, glad to have you in again, man.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

I appreciate it.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Last time was in your crib, now you're in our new crib.

SPEAKER_06 0:53

Hell yeah, dude. How you doing, man? You've been doing alright? I ain't seen you in a freaking dog's age, you know what I mean? I've been pretty good. I've been hanging in there. No, no big complaints at all. Still doing shows? Yeah, the snow is hot dog shit, dude. Yeah, I'm over there. Yeah, it's I think the whole damn city's over it, dude. What'd we get? Like 11, 12 freaking inches, dude? I shoveled three times.

SPEAKER_02 1:16

Damn. Three times. I shoveled six, but I went out every four hours while I was coming back.

SPEAKER_06 1:20

It was, dude. He was going out like every three inches.

SPEAKER_01 1:23

I tried to stay on top of it too, but I did it three times.

SPEAKER_06 1:26

Yeah, it sucks though. I just did it all at once. I was just like, man, I'm only just ugh. I regretted it. But I got it all done in one go. So it was tough, dude. So uh yeah, dude. Welcome to comedy cachet number. Who knows what? No one even knows anymore. We should have looked it up. Yeah, we haven't done one of these in a you know a hot minute, dude. I feel like we've been slacking. The goal is to do one a month. So um this microphone keeps like creeping towards me. Uh but that being said, um, so if you've never seen a comedy cachet before, basically what we're gonna do is uh we're all we all three brought a joke to the table. We're gonna riff on everybody's joke. Then at the very very end, we're gonna pull out of the the uh magical uh barrel and see what one of our wonderful guests have left us to uh riff on. Is that pretty much the to cover everything? Yeah, I think so. You got anything you want to you know open up with or share with the crowd or the class before we start?

SPEAKER_02 2:19

You want me to go first? Since I got multiple. Yeah, you go ahead. Cool. Alright. So I live in Boonville, right? And there's this guy that like leaving town, he he's got mental issues for sure, like lawn ornaments galore. Like, like, dude, I think he had like a pink flamingo, and then now he's got like a stuffed crown out there. There's like an ambulance outside of his house like once a week. Just random shit. Just like crackhead energy for sure, right? And his newest addition is like a no trespassing sign, but like clearly homie's a felon. So, like, what I mean, like, I'm I'm not gonna get shot. And if I am, like, he shouldn't have had a gun anyways. So, like, is his house rigged up? Like, I just picture this guy's house rigged up like home alone, you know what I mean? Like a Vietnam fucking right, like this guy's house is rigged up like home alone for intruders.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

I would imagine that's what's going on there. Right. And so I was just thinking. Booby traps of all kinds.

SPEAKER_06 3:16

Yeah, honestly, I like that. I didn't know where that joke was going at first. And at first I thought you were explaining where Zach Pollard, like Zach Pollard's house. Yeah. Because you were like, there's a bunch of stuff and there's a white trash, and maybe like maybe the ambulance is always there because he forgets about the booby traps.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

You know what I mean? Like it's all just in case it gets all cranked up and just like fucking forgets that he's got a blowtorch to a handle instead of his pipe.

SPEAKER_06 3:40

Like, but uh yeah, I honestly I like that one. I think the only thing I would change, um I would do exactly examples of the booby traps. Right. Like go to the home alone film and like pick out your two or three favorites and be like, and then incorporate that into like he's got a hot tar fucking mat setup. Yeah, from black tar. Yeah, hot tar. From black tar to hot tar. No, but like I would pull, I would incorporate like exact examples. You know what I mean? Like he's got a fucking blowtorch constantly heating up all his doorknobs, you know, all the time.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Mailman getting hit by paint cans and shit.

SPEAKER_02 4:25

No, I'd be a funny, funny skit. The mailman trying to deliver his mail every day. I'd be afraid to be that mailman.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

It's like a running joke. Like all the mailmen are just taking turns going to his house because no everyone gets hurt every time they go.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

That's great. You got like all those DoorDashers that are like complaining about people not shoveling their area.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

Like this guy orders Grubhub and he can't even get DoorDash anymore. He's blacklisted. He's on a no fucking no door dash list. What's your second one? That one was pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

My second one is uh, did you see that like BMWs now charging a subscription for heated seats and like their newer cars? Is this the joke? Oh, this is a real thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like that's that's like the where this came from, right? But I'm thinking like all the other smart tech that we have in our lives, like Brian's house has like a doorknob that's like Bluetooth that like unlocks, but like you gotta watch a 30-second ad before you can get in your house. Or you know what I mean? Like, like you're about to like take a shower and it's like, oh, you want hot water today?

SPEAKER_06 5:31

Well, yeah, check out BMW's new heated seat subscription and watch this video.

SPEAKER_02 5:36

Yeah, or is like or is like BMW gonna start playing ads, like, oh sorry, you're not a subscriber. Before you push to start your car, you have to watch two ads.

SPEAKER_06 5:45

I like the first one better. Yeah. First one's fucking fire.

SPEAKER_02 5:48

Right.

SPEAKER_06 5:48

That one's not bad. First one's fire.

SPEAKER_02 5:50

Or have that smart fridge idea where like it's a smart fridge, but it starts controlling your life. So like, you know, you're on your like your 12th beer, and it's like you got an hour before you can open again.

SPEAKER_06 6:02

And it's like recording real-time data, so it knows at beer number 13 you always start hitting your wife. Right. Stop dispensing ice after your fourth bourbon. You're drinking this shit neat, dog. If you're drinking anything, fucking fridge goes on deadbolt, and like, god damn it. Right. You have to go to the liquor store again. Yeah, that's crazy, dude. That does beg the question, though. Like, technology is like getting everywhere. It's too much.

SPEAKER_01 6:28

That's crazy. Like, if I buy a car for$60,000,$70,000, throw in the seat. Yeah. What do you mean? No, it's they can do it, but they won't let you do it. So it's probably gonna be some dudes just jailbreaking BMWs and shit. Could you imagine that? That'd be our guy, man.

SPEAKER_06 6:49

That's where the bit should go. Jailbreaking your fridge and shit.

SPEAKER_02 6:53

So I just bought a new BMW, but I don't want to pay for heated seats, so I jailbroke it.

SPEAKER_06 6:57

Yeah, I took it to my homie, he jailbreaked it for me. Now I worry about it.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Now it gives me hand jobs. Yeah. Now I just worry about every time I go through a toll check that it reads. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_06 7:08

Every time I replace the battery, I gotta re-jailbreak it. That's crazy. I don't know. That one's pretty good. That one's pretty good. Once you kind of stretch it a little bit, yeah. That's not bad, dude.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

I just wanted to say something because you said something about the DoorDash earlier. I saw a video. It was a dude who who gave the DoorDasher um a bag of cat shit. And I guess that I guess that some reason in this system, they thought that they keep sending drivers to his house to pick up food like it's a Taco Bell. He says, No, it's not a fucking Taco Bell, it's my house. So they keep sending people, keep sending people, and then now he starts giving them cat shit. And the police show up, they're like, What are you doing? Like, did you give somebody something? He was like, Yeah, I gave him something. He's like, Well, what was in the bag? He says, Cat shit.

SPEAKER_02 7:55

He's like, Why are you just imagine his Taco Bell order? Yeah, can I get 12 bags of Taco Bell to go? Just fucking fuck, dude.

SPEAKER_06 8:07

Let a door dasher show up at my house. Hey, I'm here to pick up order, fucking go. A Taco Bell? Come on, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

What do you what kind of town is this? Maybe it is a Taco Bell. What kind of stone is driver?

SPEAKER_06 8:22

On 1313 Maple Avenue.

SPEAKER_02 8:25

That DoorDasher just walks in and standing in his kitchen.

SPEAKER_06 8:30

Dude, that's the next fucking horror movie, dude. That's a horror movie right there. Yeah. Just a dude.

SPEAKER_01 8:35

That shows you like how much we trust GPS. Bro, if they say it, then we just do it. Like these people were pulling up at a residential. I'm just like, yeah, this must be the taco.

SPEAKER_06 8:46

I think I don't know how old you are, Antonio. I for I think you may have told me I may have forgotten already.

SPEAKER_01 8:50

43.

SPEAKER_06 8:51

43. So you're look you're a little more uh aged, seasoned, uh veteranized than I am. But like I feel like the millennials are we're like right on the cusp, and everyone below us, everyone that's like less than 30 right now is just completely invested. Like, oh yeah, my GPS is always right. Oh yeah, AI is always right. Oh yeah, Google is always right. Like they're just so fucking like without the internet, without technology, they would fucking die. They would fucking die. A hundred percent. That's just my thoughts. Um, okay, Tom, you're gonna Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

Is this your original idea that you were telling me about that sucks?

SPEAKER_03 9:32

Uh dude, I'm getting lightheaded thinking about it.

SPEAKER_06 9:38

Alright, here's what I got, dude. It's uh just a couple lines. The title of the joke is uh gay dogs. Uh calling a dog gay is wild when its entire personality is anxiety, hunger, unresolved trauma from fireworks.

SPEAKER_02 9:55

Sounds like you.

SPEAKER_05 9:56

Yeah, pretty much. So you're a gay dog. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:59

But I finally got like something started.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

I liked Gallagher's gay dog joke better. Gallagher's got a gay dog joke? Oh my god. When he ran the show that one time, he mentioned it to you.

SPEAKER_06 10:09

Oh, our Gallagher. I was thinking of the watermelon Gallagher. I don't know why. Oh, Graham. Graham Gallagher. Shout out to him, dude. He ran the show for us uh like a few months ago a month ago.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

His was way better. I don't even remember it.

SPEAKER_06 10:23

Alright, do you know what? Fuck you. I'm gonna make gay dogs work. You might as well do your other one now. All right. I I'm gonna bring this to you. Here's a premise, and I want you to play with it. There's an idea that I'm working with and I don't know what to do with it. Have you ever seen, and we won't show it on maybe we'll look it up after the show's over to give you reference, but like when there's a jumper, like a suicidal jumper, you've seen these, right? Like these folks that like get up on ledges and they're like, I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna fucking do it. And there's a guy on a megaphone, sir, please don't, don't do it, don't do it, don't, sir. And this guy, I'm gonna fucking do it. And then the whole time they're going back and forth with this exchange, right? The fire department is on top of this structure or this building. And they're hooking up, and there's tons of these videos, by the way. You can look this up, it's so fucking fascinating. Uh, and they fucking rappel down to the le like right above and kick them back in the house.

SPEAKER_07 11:22

I've seen those, they draw kick the shit out of them. They're like Asian, bro.

SPEAKER_03 11:27

Yes, bro. They do it everywhere. So, how do you write a joke about that? Because I'm it's so funny to see, and I'm like, dude, I've got to write a fucking joke about that.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

Suicide rejected. It's like just a guy like Rogan.

SPEAKER_03 11:43

Not wasted.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Not today, motherfucker. It's just like a guy like Rogan that's just practicing roundhouse kicks nonstop, and that then you find out he's just a firefighter.

SPEAKER_06 11:53

Dude, there's something there. You know, I'm so glad you've seen these videos. I have preposterous. They are preposterous. I mean, they will literally like kick out from the building, let their rope slack down, and then they come boom, they come swinging in full throttle.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

Like they were going through a window. Yeah. To the chest.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Not today, motherfucker. Oh, you got three broken ribs, but you're alive. You alive, though.

SPEAKER_06 12:17

You know, so fucking bless up.

SPEAKER_03 12:20

Assaulted motherfuckers. Bless up, dude. You just got assaulted by NYFD, dude. What? We're not fucking around.

SPEAKER_06 12:31

Dude, God forbid a fucking preteen catch that on their cell phone footage. Jesus Christ, that'd be not on my watch.

SPEAKER_03 12:40

Dude, just overlay like action fucking action movie music to it.

SPEAKER_06 12:51

That's crazy. Yeah, so I think there's something there, dude. Initially, I was thinking about going like somebody who's like trying to get good at like martial arts, and they're like, I don't know how to practice. I don't know how to get good at kicking. And then they join the fire department for that reason. Something along the lines of that, I don't know. I don't know a good way to go. But my God, yeah, dudes, bros, sisters, if you haven't seen these videos, you gotta watch them. They're so fucking comical. Oh, I know.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Like, I don't know what you're gonna do with it, but like you could you could make it funny. Like something in the end, like you could just it's always one dude, like just pick one dude, like Tom Cruise or some dumb shit. You know what I mean? Like, it's always one dude. They just call the one guy up the kicker. Yeah, that's every title.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

Jason state them or some shit. You just title it the kicker. And it's the one guy. Wait, we're gonna need the kicker for this one. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 13:42

Hey, hey, who's the guy that Tom Sagur always makes fun of? The fat out-of-shape guy. Oh, uh Burt Carcher? Steven Segal.

SPEAKER_05 13:50

Yeah, you get Steven Segal's politically obese ass up in here, dude. Actually, when I fucking save lives, I kick them in the chest and then fucking break their ribs and then I save their lives. Yeah, I've been doing this for 137 years. Uh that'd be a funny ass guy. We're gonna call the kicker.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

Dude, or even better, get like an NFL, like a get Adam Venateri to start kicking people's return kicker.

SPEAKER_02 14:16

He doesn't even have to repel from the building. He just kicks a football and it hits him inside. Knocks the air out of him.

SPEAKER_03 14:24

Just hits him in the face and then go unconscious.

SPEAKER_02 14:27

Yeah, start calling in fucking that local team's like MLB pitcher just to fucking nail him in the chest for the ball.

SPEAKER_04 14:34

Dude, I can't believe you told me there was nowhere to go with that joke.

SPEAKER_02 14:37

I just had to think about it a bit more.

SPEAKER_06 14:39

This is why we do that.

SPEAKER_02 14:40

Did you call in your local carnival winner from like that baseball throw challenge, you know?

SPEAKER_06 14:46

Yeah, hell yeah, dude. For me, it would be Jake New. I would call Jake New every time. Uh yeah, dude, so jumper. Um Yeah, that's gay dog and jumper. For me, dude. That was a good giggle. I like I like jumper a lot. And I liked your uh your no trespassing. That's pretty good. Pretty fair. Pretty fair. Antonio, sir. Yeah. Now, doing this, you already have one picked out? Yeah, I I thought it. I have some thoughts. It can be like a throwaway, it can be something.

SPEAKER_02 15:19

The beauty of this is like Brian and I don't do comedy at all. So we'd like to bring in somebody that does do comedy. That way, like ours are dog shit, you know, and then like you actually have a good premise. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:28

Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, I'll um the premise is basically like my first time seeing like any kind of uh racism or like uh what's the other word for it? Not racism, but uh no, no, it's uh Asian hate. You're getting hot.

SPEAKER_02 15:50

No, no, it's uh what's the word? You know what's funny is like the guys that hate Asian.

SPEAKER_01 15:56

Prejudice is the word I'm looking for.

SPEAKER_06 15:58

Okay. Uh pre-justice for the Europeans, pre-justice. Right.

SPEAKER_01 16:02

The first time I see any prejudice at all, like I remember as a kid, uh, was when I was watching The Land Before Time, um, when she says uh that long necks can't play with three horns, you know? I just thought that was fucked up.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

Um no.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

I like that a lot, dude. Dude, what's funny is like you ain't even gotta write anything else, dude. That's it.

SPEAKER_02 16:39

What the perfect kill Tony Jack right there, you know.

SPEAKER_03 16:42

You're gonna get eight minutes of laughter just off that one rip, dude.

SPEAKER_02 16:46

What do you think's funny?

SPEAKER_07 16:48

Well, what's it? Long necks can't play with you. The three horns.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

I just thought it was fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 16:59

I knew it was fucked up sound. I was seven years old. I knew something was fucked up, dude.

SPEAKER_02 17:07

Dude, you mentioned like Asian hate Brian, and all I could think about was like a dude that was in nom that like still goes to like Asian massage parlors, you know what I mean? Instantly talking shit about them, but then immediately goes to like an Asian massage parlor.

SPEAKER_06 17:20

Oh my god, dude. I can't, I'm still recovering from long necks, can't play with three horns, dude.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

Oh fuck, that's a deep that's a deep that's like a sucker punch to your fucking kidney, dude. That's just a deep that fucking hurts, dude.

SPEAKER_06 17:43

Oh, that's so fucking rich, dude. That's so fucking rich. Oh my god. Where do you even go from there? I don't think you can make that any better.

SPEAKER_02 17:53

No, I think that's just like a the perfect like one-liner.

unknown 17:56

Golly.

SPEAKER_02 17:57

Or maybe not a one.

SPEAKER_06 17:58

Yeah, it's like three lines, but oh my god, that's good. Do you have a second one? Geez, I gotta get another one out of you. Do you have another dude? After that one, come on. Do you got another one you've been working on?

SPEAKER_01 18:10

Yeah, um, I don't know what to but mushrooms and fruit flies uh just do what the fuck they want. And that's there's the premise right there. Mushrooms and fruit flies. Fruit flies just do what the fuck they want. Like, where do fruit flies come from, bro? Like, I don't think anyone knows. That's what I'm saying. Like, and then mushrooms just appear overnight. They just do what the fuck they want. Like, they don't have any rules and regulations.

SPEAKER_06 18:34

Yeah, they're just growing out of shit upside down.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

That's the thought. Like, mushrooms and fruit flies just do what the fuck they want. Dude, fruit flies are a bitch.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

You gotta like call in some ladybugs to eat them.

SPEAKER_06 18:46

Like, why though? You know what I mean? Like, for no good reason. For no good reason.

SPEAKER_02 18:51

Dude, every time I every time I hear about flies, you you ever hear that guy that just thought like flies just appeared? Like he like the guy that like tested stuff in a petri dish, and he was like, he's like, yeah, I just left food out overnight, and then boom, a flies appeared. And then like they were like, like, dude, what?

SPEAKER_07 19:08

What are you fucking? But hold up though. What are you returning?

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Hold up though. So no, no, because I I've thought about this too, too. And I'm I'm I'm a bit of a stoner, but like, listen. The motherfucker, like, alright, so you leave some shit out, right? And then if it's out for too long, then then what? What are they like the larvae? Right, right. The maggots are there. The maggots. They could, you know, then they're maggots on it, right? Yeah, that's where flies come from now. That's where flies come. That explains. How did the maggot get there though? Back to the floor. Even if I didn't have a fly in my I don't have a fly in my house.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

Well, I think maggots come from where parents aren't around. They don't love the no, never mind. I'm right here, bro.

SPEAKER_06 19:49

Um, so no, I think um this might be worth a Google search by our uh newly anointed producer. Where uh but where does a maggot come from?

SPEAKER_01 19:58

Can you they ask Google from some kind of fly?

SPEAKER_06 20:03

If there's nothing in the house. Ask Google where maggots come from. How do they just appear?

SPEAKER_02 20:09

How do flies reproduce?

SPEAKER_06 20:10

My thought is that it's microbial, right? Like at time like like when shit goes sour or goes bad, there's like shit just start making shit. Well, they start off. They start like growing, yeah. Where do where do maggots come from? No, flies come from maggots, but where do maggots come from? Yeah, just click the first suggestion down. Where do maggots come from? Close enough. Uh maggots are the larval stage of flies and come from fly eggs. Adult flies lay their tiny, often unseen eggs on decaying organic matter such as rotting food or dead animals. These are what fly eggs look like? Yeah, can we get an image? Just click images. Those are maggots.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

Okay, so the eggs are just like tinier.

SPEAKER_01 21:00

Yeah, I think so, dog. Yeah, just look at flies. Oh, look right there. Those like little white things.

SPEAKER_06 21:05

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's coming out of his butt. Yeah, that little white cluster, that one. You're on it, Corey. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Yeah, and then they turn into Yeah, it's like I got some wax one time that looks like that.

SPEAKER_06 21:17

Fly cum. What that well, it's I guess it's a zygote at that point. Um, yeah, dude, that's fucking tough. I I like the mushroom side of that joke better, though. Yeah. Fruit flies are annoying as fuck, because like where do they come from, right? And I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for that. But like, what's what's funnier about the mushroom side is that like you like there's a scientific like explanation about the spores and how they fall and how they reproduce, right? That that makes sense, but like if the spores are like being knocked down and falling down to the ground, why is this fucking daggone mushroom growing upside down in my fucking?

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Well, what's crazy is they pop up overnight.

SPEAKER_06 21:57

I know. I'm just saying, like, they grow like Literally wherever the fuck they want, like upside down, inside out, left, right, fucking on a tree limb, inside a dog's asshole for no reason.

SPEAKER_01 22:11

Yeah, I have, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about? Like basically, like this whole town was just like like covered in this fucking mold, this uh these mushrooms of sorts, you know what I'm saying? And and it it was they kind of highlighted that that they're all like uh in uh what the fuck? Yeah, it's like avatar. It's a network, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

The biggest living organism is a mushroom.

SPEAKER_06 22:37

Yes, yeah, they grow underground and like connect to one another. Pretty gnarly.

SPEAKER_02 22:41

Um there was even in like Sonic where the guy goes to like the mushroom world. Like they toss a ring and they like strand the bad guy in the mushroom world.

SPEAKER_06 22:51

Damn, dude. I think uh my dude.

SPEAKER_02 22:54

The funny thing is it's like Jim Carrey, who is like his whole persona is mushrooms, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 23:01

I grew up knowing a guy that was in the mushroom world. He just kind of stayed there. You know what I mean? It was one of my dad's buddies that would come over every now and then.

SPEAKER_02 23:08

Dude, last time I did mushrooms was not a good time. Same. Right.

SPEAKER_06 23:13

Oh, you've jumped off that bridge before? Oh yeah. Dude, I I Oh yeah. I like mushrooms.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

Yeah, I love them. I thought I did. I got these ones they call uh uh albino penis envy. Yeah, that's what these were too. They're too strong.

SPEAKER_06 23:28

Yeah, the penis and the penis envy will get you. That's the last one that I had that was too strong.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

It was way too strong.

SPEAKER_06 23:33

Yeah, and um, dude, like as a white guy, we normally have penis envy, you know. Yeah, just inherently I have penis envy. You know what I'm saying? You're cool, you've got a leg up, you know what I'm saying? Both physically and metaphorically, you've got a third leg up. However, us over here, we're not doing so hot. So like we're already starting behind the starting line. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not good for us over here. Dude, we uh I'll tell you about it.

SPEAKER_02 23:57

Like, normally, normally I eat an eighth, like right off the bat. You know what I mean? Like, like if we're doing it, we're doing it. You know what I mean? And bold straight. Like we're camping on a river, right? And our buddy's like, we got some shrooms, right? And I'm like, Yeah, cool. So I eat in I eat like an eighth right off the bat. Is this the one that you're explaining that went bad for you? Yeah, well, I had two back to back that weren't so great. You know what I mean? Like the same, same, like Friday night, Saturday night. I did shrooms Friday night, right? And we're sitting there, we're all by the campfire, I'm having a good time, and then out of nowhere, five helicopters fly over in formation. Yeah, and we're out like real helicopters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're we're out in like God's country where there's like no internet. We're in the Ozarks, bro. Right? So, and I'm like, dude. You lose it, bro.

SPEAKER_06 24:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:42

Yeah, dog. I'm like, I'm like, dude, did we just get bombed? Like, like, why would five helicopters fly over in formation out here and bumfuck Missouri?

SPEAKER_06 24:51

Can I talk? Can I add on to your Friday night? It gets even better. We were there. We yeah, and I was also in it in an odd head space. Uh, these sons of bitches, dude. Let me tell you, we had a gang of raccoons attack us. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. This is too much. This is too much. Okay. There's helicopters flying overhead, you're in a state of existential crisis, and then a gang of raccoons comes up and they're just like, give us your shit.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

You know what I mean? Dude, it was like a mom and her babies. Like the mom was coming up one way, the babies were coming up from like another way. Dude, it was like a full-on tactical operation. Yeah, it was dark.

SPEAKER_06 25:26

We're shining flashlights. There's eyes in the woods. I was like, bro, this is this is too much. I got it. This is too much. I would have lost it. I don't know. That was a rough one. That was a rough one for me.

SPEAKER_02 25:35

Yeah, and then the next day I was like, I learned my lesson, right? Like, I'm not gonna eat an eighth, I'm gonna eat like just two, you know? And 16th. Yeah. Then we go out, then we go out and we're all tied together, and then like I'm with a like a buddy's holding on to, like, he's holding on to the group, and they're like, hey man, there's a tree coming up behind you, you better watch out. He just lets go. So we're we're me and him are just floating off or whatever, and then in front of us, we just watch everybody that's tied up. I got my fiance, I got Brian on the other front, and they just smoke this tree. A tube gets popped, and they're like, we're against current. Like there's no swimming up or anything. Like, I've never felt more helpless. Like instantly, I was just like, I'm I'm helpless. I'm watching.

SPEAKER_01 26:19

That's why I do mushrooms in my house.

SPEAKER_08 26:22

Not in the wild.

SPEAKER_01 26:23

I don't go out. I can't go out. As a matter of fact, I'll I'll tell you a little secret about me, right? So anytime like I take mushrooms, or I even the same thing happened with acid, as soon as I take them and and they start to react, my legs fucking go crazy. Like they literally, like I'm getting electrocuted. They'll stick out straight in front of me. You're so full of shit. I swear to God. I could never do shrooms and wear acid with it.

SPEAKER_03 26:49

That's how I would I would, dude. Bro, I can't be around you.

SPEAKER_01 26:53

Listen to this. Listen, I'll tell you, I'll tell you two two quick stories, right? I would freak out. Do I have time, dude? Tell you. So here's all right, like the last time we took them when I told you it was too much, right? So I uh I we did it with uh the pineapple juice, you know. Yeah, so it fucking hits the vitamins hit better so fucking fast. Like literally. So less than less than 10 minutes. Uh I'm I'm shit's already moving, wiggling. Yeah. So I'm I'm going to the door. I'm going to lock the door, you know what I'm saying? And my fucking leg boop kicked the fucking door, right? I'm like, the drugs are here. Cause that's that's it.

SPEAKER_06 27:29

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is this when you're is this pre or post? This is post shop. This is what this is post-like you're you're like right now, yes. So you're like cruising up to go lock the door. Yes. And then you're like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

I'm kicking the door here. I'm like, I gotta get to the couch, you know? Because that's that's how I know it was there. Right. It was too much. So look, I'm gonna tell you about my first time ever doing mushrooms just in it real fast. So there's no rush, dude. We're good. All right, so I'm I'm uh I'm at a party with a bunch of comics, you know, and they're uh they're they're planning to take mushrooms. I I have no uh plan or nothing. The guy who shows up to take to give them the mushrooms, I know them and shit. And he's like, Oh, what the fuck are you doing? What up, my boy? I'm a comic and shit. So he was like, Well, so he starts you know giving everybody the mushrooms that they ordered and shit, and he was like, You taking them? I'm like, No, I don't, I don't do drugs because I didn't, right? And and I wouldn't even call mushrooms a drug, it's a plant, you know. Yeah, it just fucks you up real bad. It just happens to have some. You're just poisoning yourself for small dice. It's just it's a poisoning. Now that alright, so so I'm like, fuck it. You know, he was like, I'll give you some if you want to. I'll like fuck it. He gives me a handful of them, and I'm like, what do I do with them? Right. So there's one dude in the group, his name is I won't even say his name, but he's the older guy. Yeah, I don't want to have to bleep anything out. He's an older guy, he's he's he's he's a cool dude, but he's like, This is how you do it, and he pulls the fucking beef, uh, what is it, beef stew out of his back pocket. What the fuck is happening? That's how he he's old school. He's he's got beef stew on one hand and mushrooms in the other. I don't want to like stop.

SPEAKER_06 29:10

You've got a lot of momentum going here. You got a lot of momentum going here. Your fruit roll-up spot. If you're in a chair and you're cruising downhill, and I don't want to pump the brakes here, but I have to. All right. Is homeboy just keeping beef stew on him at all times just in case?

SPEAKER_01 29:22

I imagine that he had beef stew on this occasion. Like, well, I guess maybe if he's gonna do mushrooms, he's got beef stew. I don't think he has it all the time, you know. But all right, so you go ahead. So now we take these mushrooms, right? And um we're outside this garage and it's a you know, a big party and shit. Everybody's partying shit. So, like I said, I take mutt if I take mushrooms, my fucking legs, they just straight out, both of them, like I'm getting electrocuted. So now my legs are doing that, right? And usually, like I'll have a spasm. Like, so I can have a spasm, I'll just readjust my leg and you know it'll kind of calm down. Like just without mushrooms, yeah, yeah, just normally, right? But this is different because it's they're both straight out. So I'm like, I'm kind of I'm freaking the fuck out, right? I don't know what's going on. So I'm trying to like talk to the legs, like, you know, let's chill. And they're like, not about it. Not about it. You know what I mean? They're listening to Kanye's Jesus Walks or something, and nobody's saying no, nobody's saying anything at the party, nobody's saying shit. And then the one dude who who has the beef stew, he's like, What the fuck? Hey man, is that normal? And I'm like, no, I'm freaking the fuck out. And so they're like, Well, what do we do? I was like, I don't know. So like I just like let me get on that couch in the in the in the garage, right? So I get on the couch. Legs are still going crazy, but I'm more comfortable now, you know? And now I'm like peaking, like, and this is all new to me, so I don't know. Yeah, I think the peak is a glorious fucking spot. I'm going through it. And there's a buddy of mine, his name is Keith.

SPEAKER_03 31:02

Going through it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:04

His name's Keith Ray. I know he won't care, but like, listen, like we are on this couch now. He comes in there, he's we're talking and shit. My legs are just we're talking.

SPEAKER_06 31:14

Vibe and get this out here.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

All I know is at one point we're we're laughing, and then another point we're crying, then we're laughing again, and then like we just kind of got quiet. And I this I wanted some water. They brought me a water, and then I got lost in the drop of water on the leather couch for quite a while, you know, just looking through the drop at the texture of the water, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, fuck, what do I do? And they're like, we want you to come outside. Everybody's outside, it's a big bonfire. I'm like, cool. I go outside to the bonfire, like going out in your chair. Yeah, yeah. Just like that. And they're like, we have a the only reason they even convinced me to go out there because they say we have a recliner out there at the fire. Oh, sick. Come out there, we'll get you comfortable. All right, cool. That sounds great. I go out there, I get in the recliner. It's like an old 70s style recliner. Real, real lazy. Yeah, cloth-like, you know, it's all, you know. So I'm chilling, I'm by the fire, and then there's an identical um recliner next to me, right? Oh, yeah. And the dude who's hosting the party, he comes up next to me, he was like, fuck yeah. And he picks the recliner up and he throws it in the fire, and it's already a big fire, and this is old furniture, and it fucking like a bomb. Exploded. Almost exploded. Yeah, fire is way big now. And um, it's so big that like these trees that are like they're all the ones that have those little helicopters that come out. Oh, yeah, maybe if you don't know, like if if the maple tree, yeah. Yeah, those trees, if they get heated, they all drop at one time. Yeah, so like now I'm tripping the fuck out. I'm right by a huge fire that I can't get away from because I'm not gonna be able to get away. A bunch of whirly birds like I'm just legs just out of here. I'm just and they're just fucking everywhere, right? And then the one dude who he disappeared for a while, but he's back now, the dude with the beef stew. Yeah, he's like, is nobody gonna save Antonio? Because I'm really close to this fire. And then I'm trying, I'm trying to, I'm I'm just trying to light a joint. I can't get the joint lit. And then he's he just starts grabbing the recliner and jerking it through the dirt, and I'm going back and forth still trying to light the joint. I'm very hot.

SPEAKER_03 33:27

Guys, I'm very warm right now.

SPEAKER_01 33:30

Dude, what's funny? Then I passed out. Um and I woke up the next morning and we went and got breakfast. That was the first time I ever took mushrooms.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Dude, I had this recliner that had cigarette burns from where my my dad got drunk and would fall asleep with cigarettes. And then I had it in high school, and I can't tell you how many times I came home drunk and fell asleep with a cigarette. I was just thinking about like, if I still had that, like I should keep it in storage and pass it down to my kid when he starts drinking.

SPEAKER_06 34:01

And smoking cigarettes.

SPEAKER_02 34:02

Yeah, just get just get like a hand-me-down recliner. Well, if we're lucky at all.

SPEAKER_06 34:09

That vinyl will go up in flames. Uh, good lord. Well, I'm glad, dude. I honestly I'm more blessed to be in your presence now more than ever, dude. We could have lost you, brother.

SPEAKER_03 34:24

It's like fucking trauma from this, dude.

SPEAKER_02 34:27

Well, what's funny is we still go back. You know what I mean? Like, I haven't taken mushrooms since that time, but eventually I will, you know.

SPEAKER_06 34:35

I'm gonna come back to it. Uh yeah, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01 34:39

Eventually. One time I was arguing with my ex, and it was a deep argument going back and forth, and I'm trying to kick her out of my house. I'm like, just get the fuck out of my house. And she's like, no. And then I'm looking at the my wood panel door in my kitchen and it starts breathing. So I'm Oh, this is on a trip? Yeah, I'm like trying to look at the door and figure out why it's breathing and argue with her at the same time. That's a bad time to do my breakup.

SPEAKER_06 35:04

That's a bad time to do a breakup, brother. You should you should plan, you should not do it. Yeah, you should be crazy.

SPEAKER_01 35:10

She showed up though. She just popped up while I did it. I'm just there.

SPEAKER_06 35:16

You know, I'm peeking, and this bitch shows up. Like, oh golly, I guess we'll handle this situation. Uh, that's the worst time to break up with somebody.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

Oof. Dude, what's crazy is like sometimes when I do shrimps, I just want to get on the roof and like look at the stars, but it's like the worst time to get on a roof.

SPEAKER_06 35:32

Yeah, 100%, bro. Dude, I dude, the last going back to that Friday. Motherfuckers, dude. Because I ate one. I ate one fucking stalk. One hook. That was it. I'm a very novice, still learning the game. A one. And we were playing, what do you call it, washers? Where you have the rings and you're going. We're playing washers, and 15 minutes goes by, and I'm like, not feeling. I'm like, I'm just waiting for the normal buzz that I'm used to. And it was my turn to throw. We were the game had just started, and I remember I like got down into my form. I was looking at the washer, and then I like hunched down like I normally do. And then as I hunched down to like get ready to line up the shot and throw, I like hunched down, and my I was looking at my feet, and they just started going away from me.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

And I was like, oh no, no, brother.

SPEAKER_02 36:30

He said, There's that gross spurt.

SPEAKER_03 36:31

I was like, God dang it, we just started this game. How am I gonna make it through this? And it was down, bro, so heavy. One stall. So heavy.

SPEAKER_06 36:44

One stall ate me alive, bro. But I'm I'm a beginner.

SPEAKER_02 36:47

Do you do you take them raw or do you normally mix them with something?

SPEAKER_01 36:50

I eat them raw dog. I grinded them up in the uh neutral bullet and added pineapple juice. I get it.

SPEAKER_06 36:56

I get it, dude. I get it. Um so yeah, folks at home, you know? It's a dangerous game.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

Just fucking it's really a roll of the dice when it comes to I didn't even know there were different kinds until I it's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

We had a we had a guy on um David Ham. Dude, like mushroom enthusiast, not the psychedelic kind or whatever, but like he'll go out into the woods and just hunt mushrooms, and he knows like the Latin names for every different type of like mushroom there is. Yeah, he's a fucking sharp dude. Like I go morel hunting, which is like uh just a very nice eating mushroom.

SPEAKER_01 37:32

Oh my god, man. I've never had a better a buddy of mine does that too. He does it, he cooked it for me. Yeah, just butter and salt. Yeah, you don't need the things I've ever eaten.

SPEAKER_02 37:42

So I was out morel hunting and I found like a pheasant's back, is the name of the mushroom, but it grows on like a dead tree that's fallen down. Yeah, yeah. And I sent him a picture of it and I was like, Can I eat this? He's like, bro, he's like, that's not the first question you should probably ask is can I eat this? You know, he's like, you should probably ask me what this is. You know, before we eat.

SPEAKER_06 38:04

That's the fucking savage in you. You're just like, you take a picture or something, you're like, Can I eat that? Uh Brian, that's drywall. Um you know what I mean? Well, my name. Yeah. Uh can I eat this? Um, where is she from and why is she in handcuffs? Um uh hashtag Epstein's Island. Uh okay, do we want to reach into the barrel? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:30

I feel like So the I'll explain the bucket while you reach in and draw one out. So while we have people in over the last few years, like just regular interviews, right? We normally don't do these on the comedy caches, but like when we have somebody in a business owner or whoever that normally sits in the hot seat during an interview, we ask them at the end of their episode to write down something that they think's funny and to toss it in.

SPEAKER_06 38:52

Yeah, it could be anything.

SPEAKER_02 38:53

It'd be like um But this is so this is something that somebody wrote. And if it's not a good one, we'll have you draw it again. But uh we'll have you read it. Alright, so after you, sir, you tear it up.

SPEAKER_01 39:04

Um Man finds chicken, um, cooks to make meal, keeps uh keeps as weird as pet. Enters into cook f cock fight. Chicken brickin'.

unknown 39:21

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 39:22

You know what a chicken bricken is? Oh no. Alright, Corey, uh, can we go on to uh Urban Dictionary and like a chicken brickin'?

SPEAKER_06 39:29

Spin it up, uh get to the Google again. Uh go Urban Dictionary uh type in Urban Dictionary Chicken Brickin'. Alright, we gotta go ahead and close that. We'll go ahead and inform you of what a chicken bricken is uh momentarily. Uh Antonio, I'm I'm gonna preface this.

SPEAKER_02 39:47

Um there's two different versions, so if you just want to open both tabs and we'll just read both tabs.

SPEAKER_06 39:53

Yeah, you can go down, Corey. Go down to the links that we've already clicked previously, the purple links. Yeah, see how we've clicked those? Yeah, this isn't gonna be good. Um okay, Antonio, this is rough. So here we go. Um chicken bricking. So you're gonna need a live chicken. Uh, two bricks. You're gonna need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken. Then, while still mounted inside the chicken, uh take the two bricks and swoop the chicken's head between them. Okay? And it goes on to read The dying slash dead chicken will thrash around for about thirty seconds, thirty seconds or more if you're lucky, uh, giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. Uh rinse the chicken, make soup. Alright, now have now first and pulled this out of here.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

Uh you didn't think it was.

SPEAKER_08 40:43

No, no, where yeah, because I was like, well, this is this is a good borderline, like, man finds chicken.

SPEAKER_06 40:48

Like, yeah, so can we read it again now now that everyone knows what a chicken bricking is?

SPEAKER_01 40:54

Let's let's run through this one more time. Let's man finds chicken. Uh one, cook to make meal. Um, two, keep as weird as pet. Three, enter into cock fight uh for chicken bricking.

SPEAKER_06 41:11

Okay, so these are those are like options. I get. I get okay, okay, okay. So now, now knowing what a chicken bricking is, um, and obviously we know what the other three options mean. So, what where do we go from here? How do we riff on that?

SPEAKER_02 41:25

Dude, ever since I first heard a chicken brickin', that's gotta be a wild ass, bum fuck, like Amish thing.

SPEAKER_06 41:32

Yeah, it's gotta be that's some dark Amish shit, dude. That's like some Amish Illuminati shit, I think.

SPEAKER_02 41:37

But I I do think I would enter the chicken that I find into a cockfight. Like I've always wanted to see a cool.

SPEAKER_06 41:43

How am I supposed to write a joke on that, dog?

SPEAKER_02 41:45

You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 41:46

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Antonio's like, yeah, this dude's sick. Uh we gotta fucking get this guy checked out.

SPEAKER_01 41:55

I'll just learn some crazy shit.

SPEAKER_06 42:02

Dude. Homeland Security is for sure tracking. This guy said whoever wrote this.

SPEAKER_02 42:08

The comment below says, screw the sheep, let's go chicken bricking.

SPEAKER_06 42:13

Uh but they actually mean like we're gonna have sex with the sheep and then go chicken bricking. Right. I think is probably what he meant.

SPEAKER_01 42:22

Um, I don't know, dude. I think they meant like they used to fuck sheep, and now they're like all chicken bricking, man.

SPEAKER_06 42:29

Yeah, they're done fucking with sheep. Smaller, easier to manipulate animals onto the chicken.

SPEAKER_02 42:38

That's what we should start with. I'd rather fuck a sheep than a chicken.

SPEAKER_06 42:43

You know, out of all the animals are people really fucking chickens, like a hundred percent. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_02 42:49

We had a comedian in one time, Tim Boner Bone, and he was talking about how he watched a video of somebody fucking a chicken. You remember that?

SPEAKER_06 42:57

Yeah, not just any video, a video of a friend of his sent of him fucking a chicken. Fucking a chicken. Oh, it was his buddy, it was his buddy fucking a chicken. He was proud of it. Yeah, he was like, dude, look at my dick.

SPEAKER_02 43:09

Look at this, look at this piece I just crashed. You know what I mean? Fuck salt from the outside. We're gonna season it from the inside. Uh uh all jokes aside.

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Oh, that's crazy, bro. What I have nuts, bro.

SPEAKER_06 43:24

What I have heard in the past, I've got some friends from the the military that have told me stories from their friends from where they've hailed from. One of which that has stuck with me through the years was a gentleman from uh Louisiana, and they do fuck chickens down there. 100%. But what they're doing is um they're killing the chicken first. And they're cutting the head off. And then they they when the head is gone there's yeah, when the head is gone, now there's an opening and you go and and you go and then and then you so you take the head get it? You know what I'm saying? And then you go in the neck. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_03 44:00

I didn't want to say it. You said all that shit? Now you don't want to say neck? Finish it up.

SPEAKER_06 44:08

They're just fucking a chicken neck, dude. Uh so that's that's a real thing that people are doing. Like that's a that's a real I wonder what the term for that is.

SPEAKER_01 44:17

If this is a chicken brickin, what's the term for uh necking? Uh probably chicken necking.

SPEAKER_06 44:24

Uh I don't know, dude. Oh, pre-seasoning. I I'm not sure. That's rough, man. I don't know how we took a turn there. Yeah, we really did, dude. We really fucking did a 90 degree angle there. Uh we were kind of fucking ugh, that's fucked up. Uh all right. I don't know how you write a joke from that, but uh thank you for uh or thank you.

SPEAKER_02 44:44

I think it was just a funny premise of like we're supposed to pick from these, and they just wanted us to look up chicken bricking.

SPEAKER_06 44:50

Yeah, that checks out.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

And it and it worked. You played me. I didn't know what that was until today.

SPEAKER_06 44:56

And yeah, I do. Thank you. You played me, you know what I'm saying? So all my deep woods people that are out here chicken bricking, you know, shout out to you. Um probably don't even have Wi-Fi where they're chicken bricking. No, honestly, that's even a more fun fact, is that fucking there's people out there that don't have fucking internet that know how to chicken brick.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

You know what I'm saying, bro? Like it has been passed down from their father's father's father.

SPEAKER_02 45:27

Back on the Mayfower, there was no young puss, so we just had to chicken brick in, you know.

SPEAKER_06 45:33

Oh god, that's so fucking disgusting. Ugh. I'd probably pay to just see like how it works, though. You know what I mean? Just to watch it one time. Um, but that's uh that's that those are my thoughts, you know what I mean? Just intrusive thoughts. Um, we all have them, you know.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

No, it made me think like, damn, did I ever eat a chicken that got burkened? You know what I mean? Like, come on, somebody based my chicken, like that's fucked up.

SPEAKER_06 46:00

There's a 30 to 70% chance you have ate a chicken that was fucked by.

SPEAKER_02 46:05

Some dude that works at a chicken farm.

SPEAKER_06 46:06

Also, where do you fuck a chicken? They're insinuating that are you going in their beehole? That's what I'm saying. Also, they don't they don't clarify that. You're looking at me like that, but I know you're thinking the same thing. So hold on. Well, now I need to know the like the anatomy of a chicken. Can you just Google where you fuck a chicken? You gonna this this is gonna be on YouTube? Well, no, the video, the the screen's not being recorded, so we're just kind of this won't be showed.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

No, but the the we're talking about. Oh, yeah, 100%. We're talking about fucking chickens, dog.

SPEAKER_06 46:38

Uh I just want to know, like, are they going B hole? Are they going V hole? I mean, does it it doesn't matter if it's a boy or I don't know. I have a lot of questions.

SPEAKER_02 46:46

I wanna I want to can we type into Google? How do you fuck a chicken? It's not your laptop, Corey. Just type it in.

SPEAKER_06 47:02

Dude, I'm gonna get put on a list for sure. Dude, uh, PETA, is that who it is? Yeah, PETA's coming after me. They are gonna find my address. Uh okay, Corey's not gonna look it up. Honestly, Corey, that's probably the fucking move. Yeah, don't probably the right move. Uh you fuck a chicken.

SPEAKER_03 47:22

Um, dude, I was funny. Just a bunch of degenerates in a fucking room trying to figure out how to at least a chicken's anatomy.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

I'm like, that's a funny way to turn this out.

SPEAKER_06 47:39

No, but yeah, uh, Loki. No, I don't have anything else, man. That's that's too much. I I honestly have to say, um, I think I think I liked jumper third. I liked your second.

SPEAKER_02 47:52

The uh dude, your one-liner gold. Not really a one-liner, but that that premise of Oh, the long necks with the three horns, bro.

SPEAKER_06 48:00

Have you tried have you tried that out anywhere? Uh no. Bro, you have to immediately. So fucking good.

SPEAKER_02 48:07

And then as we wrap up, like, you got any upcoming dates? This will air like uh not this Tuesday, but next Tuesday.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

Um, no, but I do want to say, like, in it everybody who voted for me for that Mike Ebbs thing, do I from the I really appreciate everybody who did that. Like I it was cool, like, just to be a part of that contest, but like there was like a hundred comics in Indianapolis, and I got to like seventh. So that that is saying something for like just for the people who support me that don't even see me all the time. You know what I mean? That I just want to say thanks for it.

SPEAKER_06 48:42

Dude, it's hard to not support you. You are too, you are too daggone funny, dude. You are way too daggone funny. There's I knew the moment my brother and I saw you at Hornet's Nest, I was like, I gotta talk to this motherfucker right now. And you came you came strolling out to come smoke a cigarette, and I was like, you were the dude that was just on stage. And you were like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:01

And I was like, No, I saw you before I went up. Was it before?

SPEAKER_06 49:06

Yeah, I saw you outside when I went to smoke.

SPEAKER_02 49:08

We were chilling, and then I saw you go, I heard you go on stage, and I was like, dude, I'm so I thought it was cool that like we had you on the podcast, and then uh I saw you at the login out in Chandler, like shortly after. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And I mean, dude, great, great stuff. And it was cool.

SPEAKER_06 49:24

Honest to God, you're you're the top. You're the cream of the crop here in Evanston.

SPEAKER_02 49:27

And hopefully, Mike Epps hopefully Mike Epps team looks at like the top 10, you know what I mean, for like down the road stuff. Surely, surely they look at people that were like, you know, I hope so.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

Oh, you want to hear something? Uh small fact. Um there is a video that Mike Epps did like a long time ago. Um, it's called Going Back to Indiana. It's like a rap video. Um, and I'm in that video. So did you tell his team? No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 49:57

I didn't get a chance to. I didn't win. Like, I want fucking reparations for that, bro. I never got paid for that. I'm in that video. Uh dude. But yeah, so that's uh we're gonna try to get back on this uh one comedy cachet a month uh situation, man. So this would be February's comedy cachet of the month. Uh we're so blessed. You know, just thank you for coming cruising in, bro. Because like seriously, I like your socials. Yeah, appreciate it.

SPEAKER_01 50:22

Yeah, where can people find you? Uh you can find me on contact me, whatever. Antonio Edmonds. Um, I'm not really social. Like, where do you how do people get a hold of you? Like, I want to book you for a show. If they want to book for me for a show, yeah, they could do it there, or they could call me. I don't know. Like, what do I say? Just my email. Just search Antonio Edmonds and they'll find out. Yeah, find me. Uh you will see my just find me on Facebook and send me a message. That'll be cool. Okay. Like, because I I'm not social at all.

SPEAKER_06 50:51

Not like and if you don't get an answer from him right away, if anybody's watching this and wants to book this gentleman, you reach out to the Days Gram and we'll get you plugged up, dude. Amen. Yeah, hit these guys up. Yeah, swear to God, I'll plug y'all up. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 51:01

I need like a that's why I need like a agent. You need a Paul Reagan. Go here and do comedy.

SPEAKER_06 51:07

I don't want to do social media shit. Hell yeah, dude. Um, but seriously, man, I'm not joking when I say we are blessed in your presence, man. Seriously, you're just I appreciate it. I think you're one of the funniest comics in in town, bro. You're you're slinging it, you're doing the real thing. I like your shit. It's funny as fuck. Uh, long necks and fucking three horns. I mean, you can't fucking beat that, dude. And that's he hasn't even put it on stage yet. You know what I'm saying?

unknown 51:30

Try to find like you was.

SPEAKER_06 51:31

Corey, spin that shit. Peace. I do. I can't even believe you haven't done fucking long necks three horns on stage.

SPEAKER_00 51:38

That's too much, bro. I'll write down. I didn't even answer the show, but that works. Yeah. Peace out. Gotta roll the pound up in gas. Swishing lands in the ground rap. We the ones that kept it cool with all these niggas till they niggas start acting. Shoot a nigga like a film in the movie, nigga, gon' let 'em have it. All the night the Marsh Madmix. All these cops shootin' niggas strategy. I'm the one that's lit lavish. Like I played for the Mavericks. I don't wanna fuck the bitch, the model, baby. Fuck her, even though she ever called a basic bitch. We gon' wake up and smoke on some bloody four. She gon' keep me so real with a nigga. That I'ma come back and no one's gonna fuck with her. I was working and seven in Article. I get hot to the line and murder. Fuck around, get you a restaurant. Fuck around, you gonna be out of here. So that's that way.